IT IS OIFFICIALY OUR BABY DORK’S BIRTHDAY.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH - GREAT ACTOR AND AN INSPIRATION TO MANY. HIS WORK, BOTH AS AN ACTOR AND AS AN AMBASSADOR FOR CHARITIES MAKES DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD. HE BRIGHTENS UP MANY PEOPLE’S DAYS, AND WE ARE SO, SO GRATEFUL FOR EVERYTHING.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN! XX
A human getting pissed at their vampire boyfriend so they put in a silver sterling tongue stud and bracelets and earrings and their vampire boyfriend is just standing five feet away like “babe. c’mon.”
Vampire: “The fair is in town, maybe a date will help…”
human spends the whole time in the hall of mirrors
WE HAVE A NEW WINNER.